“Gimlet, son of Groin, your obedient servant,” said the dwarf, bowing to reveal a hunchback. “May you always buy cheap and sell dear.”
“Frito, son of Dildo, yours,” said Frito in some confusion, racking his brains for the correct reply. “May your hemorroids shrink without surgery.”
- Bored of the Rings, Harvard Lampoon
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