Relax mind
Relax body
Relax bowels
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
While train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologise where necessary.
- Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory, Grunthos the Flatulent, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams


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