I drink to make other people interesting.
- Groucho Marx
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"… even a child could understand this!"
Published by 1 year, 5 months ago in Actors and Movies. 0 CommentsWhy, a four-year-old child could understand this. Run out and find me a four-year-old child; I can’t make head or tail out of it.
- Groucho Marx, Duck Soup
Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
- Groucho Marx, Duck Soup
Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
- Natalie Wood
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
- Groucho Marx
There’s only one way to find out if a man is honest…ask him. If he says ‘yes,’ you know he is a crook.
- Groucho Marx
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- Groucho Marx
How do you feel about women’s rights ? I like either side of them.
- Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Groucho Marx
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
- Woody Allen
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