The night is hot. I’m in a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town. I’m staring at a goddess, she’s telling me she wants me. I’m not going to waste one more second wondering how I’ve gotten so lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell. The perfect woman. The goddess.
- Marv, Sin City, Frank Miller
But if it is gold, that will mean my quest is finished. I’ll be rich. I’ll never be the same again. Will clean air smell any sweeter? Will sunny days be any brighter? Will starry nights hold any more wonder? Or will I lose all that? Do I really want to be… rich?
- Scrooge McDuck, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Keno Don Rosa
It’s time to prove to your friends that you’re worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.
- Dwight, Sin City, Frank Miller
This frontier is like so many others I’ve known — unspoiled by the ravages of man, still glorious and unsullied. A man can face the world on is own terms here. Enjoy the fruits of his own labor. Live in a paradise of tranquility and beauty and… and… bah! Sucker talk! When I find gold, I’ll drain the creek with hydraulic mining, blast the mountains apart, and feed the trees to lumber mills! Progress! Exploitation! Money!
- Scrooge McDuck, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Keno Don Rosa
It is strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one.
- Valerie, V for Vendetta
Bah! I ate just last week! Regular meals are for softies!
- Scrooge McDuck, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Keno Don Rosa
I’m Shellie’s new boyfriend, and I’m out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I’ll cut you in ways that’ll make you useless to a woman.
- Dwight, Sin City, Frank Miller
I told you I learn from experience! I won’t trust you twice! From now on, I won’t trust anybody once!
- Scrooge McDuck, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Keno Don Rosa
A “cowboy”? What’s that? Some sort of apprentice milkman?
- Flintheart Glomgold, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Keno Don Rosa
No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while.
- Scrooge McDuck, Only a Poor Old Man, Carl Barks
Face it, tiger… you just hit the jackpot!
- Mary Jane Watson (first line ever), The Amazing Spider-Man, Stan Lee & Steve Ditko
- Boot do y’think ye’ll find any? So far fate has spoiled every chance ye’ve had for sooccess.
- I’ll try and try again! I won’t ever give up! Look across the moor — there’s another omen! And I’ll remember it, poppa! There’s always another rainbow!
- Angus & Scrooge McDuck, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Keno Don Rosa
Hell? You don’t know what hell is. None of you people do. Hell isn’t getting beat up or cut up or hauled in front of some faggot jury. Hell is waking up every god damn morning and not knowing why you’re even here. Why you’re even breathing.
- Marv, Sin City, Frank Miller
What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I’m the goddamn Batman.
- Batman, All Star Batman & Robin, Frank Miller
This should be a lesson. Life is filled with tough jobs, and there’ll always be sharpies to cheat me.
Well, I’ll be tougher than the toughies, and sharper than the sharpies — and I’ll make my money square!
- Scrooge McDuck, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Keno Don Rosa
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