Published by Dehumanizer 1 year, 6 months ago
in Comic strips.
The Lord is not the loving god he swore to us he was. Instead he is just a god who feeds on love. The creation of mankind was the act of an egomaniac, plain and simple — to choose to follow God would be a conscious act, and therefore all the more pleasing to him. The result was a world that can never know peace, but I guess that never bothered him.
[…] These are not the actions of a loving god. They are the fucked-up, twisted machinations of a being dangerously set on being adored, and I believe humanity must be free of him, if we’re to have any chance of making it at all.
- Jesse Custer, Preacher, Garth Ennis
Published by Elektra 1 year, 7 months ago
in Comic strips.
[After killing Archangel Michael]
LET ME DO IT I AM A GOOD ARCHANGEL! I ALREADY HAVE THE WINGS AND THE GUN! JUST GIVE ME THE WHISKEY!!!
- Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the Archangel
Published by Elektra 1 year, 7 months ago
in Comic strips.
Small Child: POKEY THESE ARE PLUMS! I WANTED ORANGES!
Pokey: THAT IS THE PRICE OF LOVE
- Pokey the Penguin, The Price of Love
Published by Elektra 1 year, 8 months ago
in Comic strips.
I FED HIM A STRICT DIET OF GASOLINE AND IRON FILLINGS! HE’S AS STRONG AS AN OX AND FIVE TIMES SMARTER!
- Small Child, Pokey and the Hover-Chair
Published by Elektra 1 year, 8 months ago
in Comic strips.
YOU SEEM TENSE! WHY NOT RELAX WITH A NICE CIGARETTE? WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY!
- Pokey the Penguin, Chicken Delicious is a Bad Influence
Published by Dehumanizer 1 year, 8 months ago
in Comic strips.
It only makes sense that every facet of our daily lives should depend upon the position of celestial bodies hundreds of millions of miles away.
- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson
Published by Dehumanizer 1 year, 8 months ago
in Comic strips.
- POKEY ARE YOU DRUNK ON LOVE?????
- YES. ALSO WHISKEY. BUT MOSTLY LOVE… AND WHISKEY.
- Small Child & Pokey, Pokey the Penguin
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