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I know it’ll never work, and you know it’ll never work, but what I’m asking is just to see if we’re wrong.

Published by Elektra 1 year, 1 month ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Dewey goes onto a porch, carrying a book. Gale is there, she point to Sidney and Cherokee.

Sidney-Come on, Cherokee!
Dewey-Yeah, she’s doing great. Look. [He has a copy of Gale’s book, The Woodsboro Murders.]
Gale-What are you doing with that?
Dewey-Will you sign it for me, Gale?
Gale-You hate that book! Besides, I’m done with that kind of reporting.
Dewey-For me. Will you sign it for me?
Gale-You’re a nut! [She takes the book and opens it to reveal an engagement ring. She looks at Dewey]
Dewey-Will you?
Gale-Dewey!
Dewey-I know it’ll never work, and you know it’ll never work, but what I’m asking is just to see if we’re wrong. We don’t know everything, Gale. Well, you think you do. [They laugh]
Gale-You’re a brave man, Dewey Riley.
Dewey-I’m really scared right now.

Gale kisses him. She puts on the ring.

- Scream 3

The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

Published by Elektra 1 year, 1 month ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Vivian: People put you down enough, you start to believe it.
Edward Lewis: I think you are a very bright, very special woman.
Vivian: The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

Vivian: When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess… trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight… on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time… that I had this dream did the knight say to me, “Come on, baby, I’ll put you up in a great condo.”

Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She rescues him right back.

- Pretty Woman

That’s the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with!

Published by Elektra 1 year, 1 month ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn’t with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I’m not, I’m just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can’t do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can’t you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that’s the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

- Analyze This

"… even a child could understand this!"

Published by Dehumanizer 1 year, 3 months ago in Actors and Movies. 0 Comments

Why, a four-year-old child could understand this. Run out and find me a four-year-old child; I can’t make head or tail out of it.

- Groucho Marx, Duck Soup

How many wives can you afford?

Published by Elektra 1 year, 3 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Richard: What about you? How many wives do you have?
Anwar: I can only afford one.

- Babel

The difference between self-indulgent wiener and a connoisseur

Published by Elektra 1 year, 3 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

[in a Ferrari dealership]
Roger the Car Salesman: My name’s Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?
Memphis: That’s funny, my name’s Roger… Two Rogers don’t make a right.
Memphis: Roger, I have a problem…
Roger the Car Salesman: Yes?
Memphis: I’ve been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I’m not on anybody’s “A” list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.
Roger the Car Salesman: Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that.
Memphis: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes… I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There’s too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam…
Roger the Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir… You’d be a connoisseur.
Memphis: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.

- Gone in Sixty Seconds

What is love like?

Published by Elektra 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Did you ever stick your arms out and spin and spin and spin? Well, that’s what love is like.

- Gillian Owens, Practical Magic

Are you alright?

Published by Elektra 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Are you alright? Are you sure? ‘Cause, you just went thru a wall.

- Drycoff, Gone in Sixty Seconds

Ditto…

Published by Elektra 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Molly Jensen: I love you.
Sam Wheat: Ditto.
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Sam: I love you, Molly. I always have.
Molly: Ditto.

- Ghost

I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me…!

Published by Elektra 1 year, 4 months ago in Books and Movies. 0 Comments

Arthur: You know, it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.

- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Being happy isn’t all that great.

Published by Elektra 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Being happy isn’t all that great. I mean… the last time I was… really happy… I got really fat.

- Anne, Sex, Lies, and Videotape

Till the cows come home

Published by Dehumanizer 1 year, 4 months ago in Artists and Movies. 0 Comments

I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows till you came home.

- Groucho Marx, Duck Soup

I think I deserve a little appreciation!

Published by Elektra 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

I just stole fifty cars in one night! I’m a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!

- Memphis, Gone in Sixty Seconds

Let’s go somewhere.

Published by Elektra 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Trillian: Let’s go somewhere.
Arthur: Sure, where?
Trillian: Madagascar.
Arthur: That new club on Dean Street?
Trillian: No, it’s a country. Off the coast of Africa.

- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

At least… look at me!

Published by Elektra 1 year, 4 months ago in Movies. 0 Comments

Dr. Bill Harford: Honey, have you seen my wallet?
Alice Harford: Isn’t it on the bedside table?
Dr. Bill Harford: Now listen, you know we’re running a little late.
Alice Harford: I know. How do I look?
Dr. Bill Harford: Perfect.
Alice Harford: Is my hair okay?
Dr. Bill Harford: It’s great
Alice Harford: You’re not even looking at it.
Dr. Bill Harford: It’s beautiful. You always look beautiful.