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Sure?

[a tall stranger drinks from Alice’s wine glass]
Alice Harford: Umm, I think that’s my glass.
Sandor Szavost: I’m absolutely certain of it.

- Eyes Wide Shut

I bet we even die on the same day!

Of course you’re going to see me again. We’ll grow old together. It’s going to be you and me living in a big house… these two old biddies with all these cats. I bet we even die on the same day.

- Gillian Owens, Practical Magic

People of the land

What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers… these are people of the land… the common clay of the New West. You know… morons.

- Jim, Blazing Saddles

All I want is a normal life!

Sally Owens: All I want is a normal life.
Aunt Frances Owens: My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!
Sally Owens: Well, it’s what I want.

- Practical Magic (1998)

Why isn’t this day repeating?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over…

- Phil Connors, Groundhog Day

No surprise there

Zombies, man. They creep me out.

- Kaufman, Land of the Dead

I bet he’d love to.

May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!

- Borat, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious!

Mr. Banks: I feel a surge of deep satisfaction / Much as a king astride his noble steed - thank you. When I return from daily strife, to hearth and wife / How pleasant is the life I lead.
Mrs. Banks: Dear, it’s about the children.
Mr. Banks: Yes, yes, yes. I run my home precisely on schedule / At 6:01 I march through my door / My slippers, sherry and pipe are due at 6:02 / Consistent is the life I lead
Mrs. Banks: George, they’re missing.
Mr. Banks: Splendid. Splendid. It’s grand to be an Englishman in 1910 / King Edward’s on the throne it’s the age of men / I’m the lord of my castle the sovereign, the liege / I treat my subjects, servants children, wife with a firm but gentle hand, noblesse oblige. / It’s 6:03 and the heirs to my dominion / Are scrubbed and tubbed and adequately fed / And so I’ll pat them on the head and send them off to bed Ah, lordly is the life I lead. Winifred, where are the children?
Mrs. Banks: They’re not here, dear.
Mr. Banks: What? Well, of course they’re here! Where else would they be?

- Mary Poppins

The worth of a trade

Don Diego: You should not trade something like that for a mere glass of whiskey.
Alejandro: Why not? You think I could get two?

- The Mask of Zorro

But for three years I had roses

It is strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one.

- Valerie, V for Vendetta

They’re coming to get you…

They’re coming to get you, Barbara!

- Johnny, Night of the Living Dead

By Grabthar’s Hammer

By Grabthar’s Hammer, you will be avenged!

- Dr. Lazarus, Galaxy Quest

People and governments

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

- V, V for Vendetta (film)

Eeek.

A boy’s best friend is his mother.

- Norman Bates, Psycho

I choose to love you…

Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: I thought I had wandered into a dream.
Arwen: Long years have passed. You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?
Aragorn: You said you’d bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.
Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
[hands him her pendant]
Arwen: I choose a mortal life.
Aragorn: You cannot give me this.
Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart.

- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (film)





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