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Confession

Elena: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.
Alejandro: Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please.
Elena: What?
Alejandro: I mean, go on my child.
Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.
Alejandro: You killed somebody?
Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment.
Alejandro: Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments?
Elena: I dishonored my father.
Alejandro: That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it.

- The Mask of Zorro

Some things never change…

Children: Witch! Witch! You’re a bitch! Witch! Witch! You’re a bitch!
Sally Owens: You’d think after three hundred years they’d come up with a better rhyme!

- Practical Magic (1998)

Do I have the sexiest bottom?

Reporter: Is it true you are the proud recipient of an award as the lady with the most sexiest bottom?
Agnetha: How can I answer to that? I don’t know… I haven’t seen it!

- ABBA: The Movie (1977)

Little things

Little things used to mean so much to Shelly. I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.

- Eric Draven, The Crow

V

VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

- V, V for Vendetta (film)

One of the classic blunders

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” But only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”

Vizzini, The Princess Bride

A virus. A disease. A cancer. A plague.

I’d like to share a revelation I’ve had during my time here. It came to to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. You see, every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You spread to an area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we, are the cure.

- Agent Smith, The Matrix

What have the Romans…?

But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Reg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Shades of the PATRIOT Act?

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.

- Padmé Amidala, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith





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